You might be a scouter if...

• You decide to lash together the new deck on the back of your house. 
• Your plans for remodeling the bathroom include digging the hole deeper
• You plan to serve foil meals at your next dinner party
• You take a map and a compass along on a family walk around the block
• You really love your self-inflating sleep pad
• Your front door has a zipper instead of a dead bolt
• You know more than two ways to light a fire
• Your gourmet meal consists of cornbread, "Spam," and bug-juice
• You have a collection of used candles and dryer lint
• Your favorite cologne is "Deep Woods Off"
• You have the end of every rope at home backspliced or whipped
• You know 365 one pot meals
• Your pots and pans are all black
• You always have a cup hooked to your belt
• You carry your own toilet paper wherever you go
• You spontaneously break into strange songs in public
• You always read by flashlight
• You hoard tent stakes
• You always have hat hair
• A trip to Philmont is a pilgrimage
• The Scouts in your troop chipped in to have you abducted by a professional cult de-programmer
• You keep a bucket of water by your side while cooking dinner
• You disconnect the automatic dishwasher in favor of the "3 bucket method"
• You gave your wife a mummy bag. It was the nicest gift you've given her
• You can recite the 12 points of the Scout Law backwards, in order, in 3 seconds flat
• You named one of your kids "Baden"
• You pack to go on a weekend trip to visit friends and you take your backpack instead of your suitcase
• People don't recognize you when you're not in uniform
• You take the family on vacation, and you stop at the Scout office to pick up a tour permit
• You have to go to the restroom and you start looking for a buddy
• You wear two pair of socks to bed
• You're always counting how many matches you have left
• You're the only one on your block with a fire pit in the back yard
• You correct someone who says "Gee, I used to be an Eagle Scout", and then get him to volunteer in your troop
• You can't remember which hand to shake with in the office on Monday morning
• Latrines at camp start becoming comfortable